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Ten Demotivational Poster

DS CAT - Don't you dare interrupt his Poke'mon

GO ON WITHOUT ME - But leave...(cough)...the cookies...

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Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - March 3, 2012, 11:19 pm

caveman - March 3, 2012, 8:31 pm
over 600 now
lgvernon - February 22, 2012, 10:49 am

You may kiss my ring... Thanks for letting me know!~
motinet - February 22, 2012, 10:13 am

Blew through 400, now 500+ dang!
lgvernon - February 12, 2012, 6:38 pm

Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea. Thanks for all your hard work!~
motinet - February 12, 2012, 6:31 pm

Ummm looks like you will crack 400!
lgvernon - January 10, 2012, 10:52 pm

Thank you so much for letting me know, motinet! This is very fun! (BTW, I r a SHE)
motinet - January 10, 2012, 9:46 pm

wow, only his 19th motifake and he broke 100+ shares. Impressive.
lgvernon - December 31, 2011, 8:33 pm

maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 8:05 pm
Don't Ask For Whom The Bell Tolls,It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:43 pm
Don't Ash For Whom The Bell Tolls It Tolls For Thee. Hemingway
Verdeckt - December 31, 2011, 10:29 am
Submit to Dig My Dog site

HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.

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Rating: 4.52/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5

ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!

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Rating: 4.52/5

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nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle

HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet

JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!

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Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am

We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks ass.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm

This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm

At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm
And drug addict.

WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.

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Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


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Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Nate

TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


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Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head

KITTENS - They wear the skins of their victims!

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Rating: 4.3/5

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Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:03 pm
Kittens are so cute and sweet! With needles in their jaws and feet!!!!
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 24, 2011, 9:59 pm
The ultimate package of cuteness... and BLOOD!!!

DAMN FAERIES - Stop buzzing around me and kill some enemies for once!

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Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by fineline

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am
nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am
I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!
forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am
aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am
Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.
agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am
That'll do piggy... that'll do.
fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am
No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bullshit tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm
We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of timmys.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm
And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(
rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?
GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm
tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm
In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm
I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 4:53 pm
TAGS: legend of zelda link navi fairy nintendo super smash... face, you're probably right... ;)
Faceplant31 - May 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
I believe this poster pertains to zelda and the annoying fairy thing that flies around you the whole game.
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
It's an animated movie from the early '90's...it would make a pretty cool MMORPG though...Peace out! (see I'm still hip!) *ouch!* My hip!
Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
Fern Gully? What kinda new-fangled thing is THAT?
R.S.Jake - May 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
@ Red: Game? This poster is about a game? I thought it was a rerence to "Fern Gully: The Last Rain Forest". Damn, I'm behind the times.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:41 am
Don't be so sure....I'm freaky that way.
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
If only that would really happen in the game...
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:39 am
Uh... I typed that before I read that comment we simulposted. :( Moooo is not absurd looking, I'm sure.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
That would be an absurd looking person. LoL :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:38 am
42-42-42?....Nope those are my measurements.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am
I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am
He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.
forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am
oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)
Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am
Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am
What the hell is wrong with this guy?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am
And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is... Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am
Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am
How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am
Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am
It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am
That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am
What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an anal sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am
Confront who? Me?
fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am
And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators
fineline - May 19, 2010, 4:58 am
STOP CRITICIZING PEOPLE, OR FACE MY WRATH! Yes, I'm talking to you, moderator.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:54 pm
Ok, see people? It's not impossible to make a very good one.

THE TINY BLACK NINJA - Watch out I go kung fu on yo ass... I kills you!!!

TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.


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Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


CUTENESS - There is no such thing as too much

IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.

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Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?

TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential

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Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!

THE MARINES - Saving kittens since 1775


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Rating: 4.48/5

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WII-U - Weeoo Weeoo Weeooooo

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Rating: 4.52/5

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MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 6:10 pm


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Rating: 4.84/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:49 am
At least with this guy, you KNOW he thinks you're nuts.
tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:27 pm
So cute.

WE ARE THE BORG KITTENS - Resistance iz futile

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Rating: 1.78/5


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Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

fascistfrenchman - August 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
So that's how the huntsman got away with not killing Snow White.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:56 pm
I should say i have daughters who are proudly 5th generation b1tches :) Sure, they look adorable, but they turn REAL quick.
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:54 pm
I like to think she's the girl in question (ie, heart owner). The other, far darker, option is she's the next victim... I went with the first interpretation
isus - June 14, 2011, 1:41 pm
can any1 pls explain wtf am I not getting about this picture? i don't understand what is so nice on pic. tnx
Sho - June 7, 2011, 10:23 pm
Holy sh*t
spacedog - June 7, 2011, 9:28 pm
I like it Greeny. 5L
crankyhead - June 7, 2011, 8:20 pm
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
Speechless! TMP
Reality Lord - June 7, 2011, 7:23 pm

yummy...and very cool
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 6:28 pm
not cool bro
MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 9:30 am
Very nice!
Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:01 am
Awesome.. Fav'd


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Rating: 4.98/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
True true.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:45 pm

Thanks very much, folks!~
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:52 pm
Oh my goodness... this is great.
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:23 pm
Yes! My first Fav'd poster. Nice job. another 5
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:20 pm
very true

SCREW IT - I'll get back to this tomorrow

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Rating: 4.73/5

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Budog - January 15, 2012, 1:02 am
LMAO !!!
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 10:59 am
...right now I'm too busy making posters.
Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
Not really, what was tomorrow became today, so there is still tomorrow to get back to making the list. There is always tomorrow - unless the world comes to an end, but that has been put off for now.
mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:11 pm
lol...now is tomorow


STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.

EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.

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Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


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Rating: 4.85/5

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spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one

TRUE LOVE - It's all about matching up or kittens I'm not sure which

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Rating: 4.12/5

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TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb

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Rating: 4.04/5

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CloudchaserS - May 7, 2012, 9:54 am
I absolutely adore kittens and I still think this is amusing *tailwags*


WARRIOR - If you can ROAR! Ya don't need back up....

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Rating: 4.35/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


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Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


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Rating: 5/5

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ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~

A BLOND CHICK WITH A NICE PUSSY - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.

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Rating: 4.73/5

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EVEN SLENDERMAN - Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.

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Rating: 4.25/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 1:53 pm
Funny! And I don't even know who Slenderman or Kristen Stewart are!

TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat


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koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.


HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !

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Rating: 4.14/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol

LOL - Have at it spelling Nazis

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Rating: 4.61/5

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Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:57 pm
Absolute win!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
I'd swear that 2nd line says moo goo gai pan...
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 4:12 pm
you spelled laundry wrong ;) 5L

ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:03 am
Check the login count.
Chateux - July 22, 2009, 10:54 am
BoneCD - July 14, 2009, 5:23 pm
giuilo...That's a 5 Poodler


IF THESE TWO ARE SHOCKED - Then it has to be Amy Winehouse

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IT'S FRIDAY! - Need another Jagerbomb?

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Rating: 2.77/5

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Ozzy Osbourne Fan - August 22, 2010, 5:41 pm
it's sunday and yes please
Ronski - September 9, 2009, 12:38 am
why yes, yes I do.....

EPIC - The Nintendo Mage and the Game Knight's awesome level has greatly exceeded yours.

DR. HOUSE - He can't believe how stupid and incompetent everyone else is.

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house - July 26, 2011, 7:44 am
Its a by-product of having a 140+ IQ.......I know how he feels
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:14 am
same with me with some motifakers...

NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...

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vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.

SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".

BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.

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Rating: 3.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:59 pm
His FOOT, Nic.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am
That's not Buddha, that's Hotei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!

WHY DO YOU DO THIS? - I don't take pictures of you in the bath!

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CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


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10 YEAR OLDS - They have the best birthdays.

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Derek - March 16, 2010, 2:49 am
I always wondered about people wanting a "piece of ass"


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ZETTABYTER - October 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe


$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security

LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of taps and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!

UNHOLY ALLIANCE - Does not bode well for the dog.

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SUPER MARIO BROS. - This single photo alone is waaay better than the whole live action movie

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Rating: 4.19/5

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Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 8:22 pm

WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.

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Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


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BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.



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LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 12:48 pm
They'll still lurk and try to get back in...they're trolls - it's what they do. They can't help themselves...their little ritalin-rattled minds have to have the last word. They came here spewing hate and sewing mistrust and then blamed everyone else! Bye!
Arrogant Knight - April 13, 2009, 12:18 pm
He's STILL not gone? I thought you hated this site, dude. What happened to that?
TIMMAAAAY! - April 13, 2009, 11:31 am
touche' although neither of us r lookin 2 gud here I just wanted to tell you all how pathetic you seem on this site. I guess my need to point this out is proof of my own inadequacies so I'll let you have this one, after all, you really need this world
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 11:22 am
Ahhhh, the "pot calling the kettle black" routine! I respond to how people act, and you act very much like a child. If you had anything serious to say, you have yet to show it. Maybe you can learn more complex sentence structures next year in 1st grade!
Timmy - April 13, 2009, 11:06 am
reply, you don't have much to do, do you?
Timmy - April 13, 2009, 11:06 am
the last resort of a man who has nothing to say: talk as if the other person was a child. I seriously hope you're a teenager but considering you have a picture of hobbs I am afraid you're much older than that, it's also worrying that you were so quick to
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 10:59 am
I really do pity you. Now, why don't you and your little friend go comfort each other on the playground during recess m'kay? Play your little hearts out because afterwards you have story and nap time!
timmy - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
to buy so many boxes of kleenex
Timmy n.4564031654 - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
honestly logidude, is that the only joke you have? you and cubbybear must be the most sexually frustrated people on this site, your posters are just an excuse to look at fit women, they do exist you know and if you actually spoke to one you wouldn't need
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 10:39 am
Raise your hand and your teacher will bring you a kleenex Timmy.
Jesus wept... - April 13, 2009, 10:39 am
now what was funny about them has been diluted so much by websites like this one that they're just ordinary and stupid. BTW Porcelina 'art'?! what the fuck do you think you are? you're all just a bunch of tossers, enjoy your party in the forum!...omg lol
Jesus wept... - April 13, 2009, 10:34 am
ZOMGHACKS that it actually made you all look pretty pathetic, sticking up for one another like you actually have something to defend from these fuckwits, get a life. And the posters are not that funny either, motivational posters were a good idea but
Jesus wept... - April 13, 2009, 10:30 am
There are a few people on this website who desperately need each other to validate one another, namely : Porcelina, Logicdude, Culos, Motifake wit Liberation Front, Cubbybear. At first I thought this website was funny you were so vicious in attacking -&am
Jesus wept... - April 13, 2009, 10:30 am
There are a few people on this website who desperately need each other to validate one another, namely : Porcelina, Logicdude, Culos, Motifake wit Liberation Front, Cubbybear. At first I thought this website was funny you were so vicious in attacking -&am
Jesus wept... - April 13, 2009, 10:30 am
There are a few people on this website who desperately need each other to validate one another, namely : Porcelina, Logicdude, Culos, Motifake wit Liberation Front, Cubbybear. At first I thought this website was funny you were so vicious in attacking -&am
ZOMGHACKS - March 29, 2009, 9:05 pm
Dr. Rank - February 20, 2009, 11:03 pm
Shut the fuck up. No one likes you Timmy. Please exit the internets to your right.
FrankTheDestroyer - February 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Women are just masterbation terminals and vending machines.
NREEEOW - February 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
Do you like me?
NREEEOW - February 12, 2009, 9:45 pm
I like you ^.^
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 11:08 pm
NREEEOW reminds me of a blink 182 song: Some girls try too hard... nah nah nah
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 7:34 pm
As you may note, I didn't say I was Mr. Motifake. Besides, don't make fun of my crack addiction.
LogicDude - February 11, 2009, 7:29 pm
And Timmy: I know Mr. Motifake, Mr. Motifake is my friend...you, Timmy, are NO Mr. Motifake!
LogicDude - February 11, 2009, 7:26 pm
I tried to hit him head on, but his skinny Timmy crackhead ass dodged at the last minute!
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 7:02 pm
Wow, you can't even get suicide right...
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 6:57 pm
I already got hit by a car you horrible woman.
Porcelina - February 11, 2009, 6:41 pm
I think this is that ZOMGHACKS guy or whatever. It's not an ''emo'' picture in the slightest, it's an inverted color scheme, but I'm sure he knows nothing about art. Let the timmie carry on. Maybe he will get hit by a car playing in traffic
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 6:27 pm
And how the hell am I Mr. Motifake?
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
It's because I'm black, isn't it? If I get banned, I want my posters back.
Briton of Rose - February 11, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'm sorry if I'm overstepping, Mr. Motifake, but I'm getting sick and tired of all these unprovoked personal attacks. If someone wants to be an insufferable pain in the @$$, they can go back to /b/, where they belong.
Briton of Rose - February 11, 2009, 6:20 pm
To paraphrase our beloved mod: "Chill out, NREEEOW. Consistent outright attacks of others like this will lead to a BAN. Come to the FORUM to plead your case, or end the attacks."
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 6:07 pm
You're just as insignificant as I am by that logic. I wasn't being rude, Assman, you were just being insignificant.
Culos - February 11, 2009, 5:57 pm
No insult intended, just a smidgen of reality. Maybe when you grow up you'll understand, for now go suck your lollipop.
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
Oh no! Culos whipped out an old, overused "insult". Go play with your homemade dildo. We all know you can't afford the real thing.
Culos - February 11, 2009, 5:39 pm
As a matter of fact it sounded a bit like starsign7 (no direct personal attack intended of course)
Fatty - February 11, 2009, 5:33 pm
You know he's going to get it all wrong... what has he ever gotten right so far? That sh!t came out of left field, unprovoked. Unnecessary, Timmie...
Culos - February 11, 2009, 5:19 pm
And before you get it all wrong, I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
Culos - February 11, 2009, 5:18 pm
And by the way, who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Culos - February 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Timmie, I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 5:11 pm
Your picture is so damn emo porcelina. Can't you take a decent picture? or are you too busy fisting logic dude to use your hands? I hate you. You know what I hope you guys get for christmas? Shot.
NREEEOW - February 11, 2009, 5:08 pm
Like "I
GiggleBox - February 7, 2009, 9:58 pm
I hate black people.
NREEEOW - February 4, 2009, 11:31 pm
Sorry Fatty, I didn't know that. Oh yeah, and if you want another flame war, just piss me off. It's easy!
Porcelina - January 25, 2009, 12:42 am
Less that three... Press shift and comma at the same time, followed by a three. It's a heart
Tony Danza - January 24, 2009, 2:12 pm
Tony Danza requests that Porcelina makes sense, because he's the boss. HE'S THE BOSS!!!
Merlin The Peaceful - January 19, 2009, 12:12 am
Hey, look, a picture that makes it look like a kid is shooting water out his mouth. That's funny.
Fatty - January 15, 2009, 1:58 pm
to Nreeeow from Jan 6: Look up Fatt Matt, I contribute pleanty. And I hope another flame war ensues... Have a great day!
Porcelina - January 8, 2009, 9:07 pm
LMFAO. I less than three mwlf
Culos - January 8, 2009, 8:07 am
I would suggest the ROFL BROTHEL, details to be found on the forum.
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 8:05 am
Okay, we have 1 vote for Texas Road House...AK we'll assume you want the "Outback"..freakin' bloomin' onion my rear end...I vote White Castle.
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 1:26 am
...Can we still have a party?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:51 am
Oh, BTW, the homophobia is stupid. Makes you sound like a thirteen year old. My two cents.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:50 am
Raoul Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:49 am
YOU FOOLS!! I will hack into your mainframes and get your access codes!! I will hear the lamentations of your women, and plow salt into your fields so nothing will ever grow there again!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:48 am
--just want to consider it water under the bridge. If you feel charitable, consider it a trial by fire. Join us in the forums; we're actually mostly nice, except for my evil twin brother...Raoul.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:46 am
I think you're two different people. Checking teh instances of nicknames backs up the fact that you only sometimes use the same computer. You are being overly hazed here, and I'll remind my colleagues that not everyone deserves it. Other than that, I j
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 8:12 pm
Ok, so my friend tells me you're giving him shit. Please, he isn't me, he doesn't share my opinions. If you want to hate somebody, hate me, not him. I know you think I'm gay or whatever, just don't apply it to him.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:12 pm
Thank you Porcelina. I'm glad another intelligent person has come forward.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 8:08 pm
I believe they're two different people, that or the guy is just good at lying. NREEEOW seems actually intelligent.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:06 pm
zomg's opinions. Besides, MWLF, a major contributor looked at the facts. I'm glad that he can use basic logic. I'm not here to continue the fight, just to clear up that 1) I'm not gay 2) my name is not timmy and 3) Me and zomghacks are two different peopl
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 8:04 pm
Ok, seriously. I can't stress this enough: I am not zomghacks. Ok? I've tried to be reasonable. I have no idea why you people can;t understand the we are two different people. Just look at the IP addresses. Track the computers. I don't care. I don't share
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hula party ?
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 7:33 pm
We goin' to Texas Roadhouse to celebrate?
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
Mission Accomplished. Good job, team.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ha, I'm not complaining. I was just saying not even the first posts were.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 6:08 pm
Did NREEEOW/ZOMGHACKS offer to send AK a picture of himself sucking his own cock a little further down there? I didn't know Timmy was so flexible.
Sean - January 7, 2009, 5:37 pm
"... dumb as fuck." Now how would one virgin, pretending to be two virgins, know how dumb "fuck" is?
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 5:04 pm
Relevant, schmelevant. Victory was had this day.
HtD - January 7, 2009, 4:57 pm
I like how none of these posts were relevant.
pro - January 7, 2009, 4:43 pm
Brothers and sisters, let us spend a moment to mourn the departure of our beloved, brilliant, hilariously witty, uppercase troll, ZOMGHACKS! [... one nanosecond passes ...] Okay, now let's party!!!
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 4:38 pm
I'm done with this site, and all of you dorky chillins who enjoy bitching and making completely irreleveant arguments. Porcelina, you're a whore. The rest of you are just dumb as fuck.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 4:33 pm
Fuck this shit this rediculous, Porcelina just got pissed off cause I hate her kind, the rest of you have no business insulting me or NREEEOW.
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 4:30 pm
And how does being in a picture make you gay, Arrogant Knight?
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 4:18 pm
Check the IP address. two different people.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 4:18 pm
Oh and Arrogant Knight/Culos, since you continue to call me Timmy, your name is now Ovary.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 4:16 pm
I feel comfortable offering pictures to anybody, because if they tried anything I'd kick their ass. Arrogant Knight and Culos, you are the same person I now claim.
Culos - January 7, 2009, 4:09 pm
So Timmy, what your saying is that you have a medical condition known as schizophrenia, or is it just a simple case of split personality syndrome. In any case I suggest you go seek help, as far away from Motifake as you can please...
Arrogant Knight - January 7, 2009, 4:09 pm
Alright, you're not the same person. NOW you're a couple of little gay boys that take pictures of themselves and offer to send them to complete stragers. Either way, Timmy & Timmy (T&T for short), you need to fuck off. Bye.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 4:02 pm
-my cock, but I know you'd enjoy it.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 4:01 pm
Ok, give me your email and I'll send you a picture of me and NREEEOW, you dumb mother fucker. And you're calling me an asshole just because you don't agree with me. You aren't even part of this fight. And why are you calling me Timmy? I'd tell you to suck
NREEEOW - January 7, 2009, 3:59 pm
Ok, Arrogant Knight, first of all, WE ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. I can't stress that enough. MWLF accepts it. And I thank him for that. Second, my name's not timmy.
Arrogant Knight - January 7, 2009, 3:52 pm
--Also, you need to take a long hard look at yourself, then get the fuck out of here. Preferably now, asshole.
Arrogant Knight - January 7, 2009, 3:50 pm
Holy fuck. I knew you were a fuckstick, Timmy, but you've surprised even me with the severity of your condition. We KNOW you're the same person, so stop making up bullshit stories. Also--
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 3:33 pm
**Not accepting. I don't care what you say, it's not going to make him be the same person as me. And unfortunately for you under the laws set by the constitution, I can keep saying what I want about your kind.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 3:12 pm
Maturity also is the crappiest attempts at a defense I've heard about. I'm probably older than you. You're the one who's being childish by not leaving me alone, and accepting the fact that you can actually have friends in real life. And use their computer
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 3:10 pm
May I also remind you that I have only posted random meaningless comments until lesbo attacked me. You only side with her because most of you probably think you know her or some shit.
ZOMGHACKS - January 7, 2009, 3:09 pm
I don't have to know gays to have my reasons. And the only reason you hate me more than NREEEOW is because I hit a nerve. You should learn to live with the fact that more than one person exists in the world. I can't be everyone.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:51 am
-- another, as we have seen too many attacks from spammers and vandals and hatemongers. I hope you understand.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:50 am
I'll grant the plausibility of the scenario you describe, bolstered by your posting with two distinct alias histories within a minute of each other, and if that is the case, my apologies. However, Porcelina is good people, and we tend to guard one anothe
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:38 pm
please... - January 6, 2009, 9:33 pm
this is the internets. erage = worth nothing. porcelina, just stop.
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:25 pm
Also, if you hate gays, you just be a very sad, ignorant, lonely person. What does it feel like to hate a whole group of people without knowing them? Heil!
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:24 pm
or whatever, seems a tad more developed. Also, it's possible you just started your alias's on a new comp, smart ass. Or should I say, dumb ass?
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:23 pm
1. Wow, immature. Very. 2. Don't care if you leave or not, you're fun to laugh at. 3. I'm starting to think zomghacks and nreeeow are two different people because ''zomghacks'' seems to have the maturity level of a 7 year old, while neeerow, or whatever,
ZOMGHACKS - January 6, 2009, 7:59 pm
just means I used NREEEOW's computer at some point, which I did.
ZOMGHACKS - January 6, 2009, 7:59 pm
I'm not bandwagon folk either, bisexual bitch, I just hate people who are turned on when they look down during a shower. I don't have enough lines to explain why. And I know how IP addresses work, but they aren't attached to me so it just means I used NRE
ZOMGHACKS - January 6, 2009, 7:54 pm
And neither of us are Timmy...my name is captain awesome and he's my sidekick major pwnzorz
ZOMGHACKS - January 6, 2009, 7:53 pm
And I want all of you to know that I am NEVER leaving this site, no matter how much I hate it, because beneath that is a FAR deeper hatrid for closet cases like you
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 7:52 pm
See? We're in two different places!
ZOMGHACKS - January 6, 2009, 7:51 pm
Porcelina, I don't like you, not only because you are a sick freak, but because you're a bitch. And also, I've used NREEEOW's computer before, I go to his house, big fucking deal.

The Tenth Doctor in a Fez -

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Oldsod - December 14, 2013, 6:35 am
...I wonder if this will start a fez/scarf flame war...
Silverheart - December 13, 2013, 2:14 am

Not so. All arguments have been rendered wibbly - wobbly, timey - wimey.


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mariand - August 11, 2011, 2:34 pm
yeah...5 fermented apples for you


MIKE HUNT - He really need your kittens

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:16 pm
Roadkill is no good... tigers need exercise.
Dr. Rusak - January 9, 2010, 6:13 pm
would roadkill do?

LINK - Mario only wishes he were this badass

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Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:00 pm
I dream of a realistic gore version of Zelda :D please Nintendo hear my prayers
MO - August 25, 2009, 8:45 pm
This is an awful lot like one recently banned anime fan! There's another a few pages down. Eerily similar in context and content....i'm just saying..


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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5


SERVER MAINTENANCE - What For? She looks Fine To Me!

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Rating: 4.45/5

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phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:56 pm
Dang it Cubby, beat me to it. I had a waitress on the floor, spilled drinks. Server crash. You win 5L for that!
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:57 pm

a little tweaking and tuning couldn't hurt.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
That's a 5 Cubby


OH, MR. MITTENS! - Call me that stupid name just one more time, I dare you

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Rating: 3.19/5

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Zombie Cat -

UNDER-BARREL WEAPONS - next up: under-barrel kitten shooters.

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Rating: 2/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 4:50 am
One thing for certain the weight of the chainsaw will counteract muzzle climb, But you'll need one hell of an extention cord
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
i just found this pic and i was gonna use it too.crap:(


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Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - October 3, 2011, 7:46 am
ok, thanks :)
justme - October 3, 2011, 7:21 am
please submit this one to philosophywall to, its really good
ent1wine - October 3, 2011, 1:42 am
music is all, all is real, love is wanting to be loved


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Rating: 4.74/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 1:14 pm
It may be animated...but it's not "anime". Anime is a specific genre of animation, this is something else.
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:45 am
Oh my Nintendo days.
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:45 am
Oh my Nintendo days.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:21 am
An "animated" picture I like to see. Much better than other figures from Japan. 5 magic mushrooms from me ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
Anime? Thanks Aggy and Random.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:54 am
nice anime... :D
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:14 am
MrRandom - September 14, 2010, 12:13 am
Chasing the same girl for 25 years will do that to you.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:13 am

Big Brother -

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Rating: 4.58/5

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
Secret courts defeats the purpose of having to get a warrant.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:45 am
And all of this is possible AFTER they obtain a warrant.
Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:09 pm
Beware the Commie-Nazis!
PapaFox - June 25, 2013, 10:16 pm
Paranoia strikes deep...
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 6:50 pm


SAILORS - The first thing they do on shore leave, is go find themselves a little pussy.


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Rating: 3.71/5

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AudioStalker - April 2, 2010, 2:14 am
He's off to save the internet...

PROTECTION!? - I got a F#CKING Gundam! ...literally...

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Rating: 3.36/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:36 am
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:29 am
I know you guys hate this theme, lol, but I saw this and had to make a poster. The phallic imagery kills me. Look at there heads!

DEAR GOD! - that tennis ball just came out of nowhere!

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Rating: 3.21/5

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Sho - April 17, 2012, 12:28 pm
3L because I read the caption with a british accent. And lol'd
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 2:26 am
keep it up.great idea comes from your own thinking, not from someone's great idea..
caveman - April 17, 2012, 1:06 am
I got a lol out of it, 4L
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 8:43 pm
To be honest if you only want to do 'ok'..... wow that alone speaks for itself. Tip: Don't blow down constructive criticism.
mastermind15 - April 16, 2012, 6:52 pm
i think i did ok at least
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 6:14 pm
I have a telekinetic power!I can hit the ball by thinking to move my arm.
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:49 pm
Agreed with Rick, a little bit of effort, goes a long way
Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:35 pm
Amusing picture, not so amusing caption... Perhaps, better luck next time... Where, hopefully, "lol" is not one of the tags...

BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...

DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."

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Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*


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Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

carebear - March 5, 2012, 11:17 am
(carebear BANNED)
CaptainBaked - March 9, 2011, 6:18 am
This is brilliant! 5 dutch ovens
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm
hey airman picture or not 5almost imperceptible nods from me. i mean seriously pic or not who cares. its still a great poster w.t.f.
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 3:40 pm
Yeah Eh!
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:30 pm
I promise to always use a picture from now on. But it does make it look more "official", eh?
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 3:13 pm
i do think this needs a picture but it still works. oh well some times these things happen.
forseti - March 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
I'll try #27 and inform you about the effect... if still possible
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 3:09 pm
I like #8 the best. Very funny stuff! And I am not going to be the one to comment of the "format" question. Let a full mod take that one. :)
Airman - March 26, 2010, 3:04 pm
LOL.. my picture I guess was a black picture with THE RULEs on it.. I was actually surprised it got through. I did it in paint and used upload, so I guess that got around it. I'm still trying to figure out how you are doing yours now..
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I do like them, don't get me wrong. It's just that some of us have had good posters rejected for "improper format". A picture is the pretty key to format on a de-motivational poster. You do need a picture with the poster creator provided by motifake.
Airman - March 26, 2010, 2:49 pm
I just try different stuff Trash. After 2300, I go pretty much by my mood that day. you don't have to read them if you don't want.. some people like them
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
I just have to ask Airman.... Where's the picture? I love most of what you do but the longfakes are getting old and sometimes you slip out of format.
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
#3 For me!! This is amsome!
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
I just have to ask Airman.... Where's the picture? I love most of what you do but the longfakes are getting old and sometimes you slip out of format.
Bovee - March 26, 2010, 2:37 pm
#24 is great. 5L's airman.


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Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Eeyore3061 - September 22, 2010, 10:23 pm
Like Father, like son, a chip off the old weirdness block.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:54 am
I truly hope he is the 'son in law'...
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:24 pm

looks like grandma in red wants the first spike.olo


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Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm

STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.

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Rating: 2.79/5

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Rating: 2.5/5

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MASTURBATION - See what you did!

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Rating: 2.36/5

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